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Spider Age: Origins by ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Spider Age: Origins by ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS
Ever wondered why the creatures of Ferelden and the Free-Marches carry miscellaneous objects?

You MONSTERS.

(Also don't let the title fool you, it's based on Dragon Age 2).
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:iconnezumisutarusu:
nezumisutarusu Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, this gave me a good laugh. 5 million thumbs up!
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
I can't hold that many thumbs!
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:iconsynchro2323:
Synchro2323 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013
lol XD
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
xD
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:iconfallliingmoon:
Fallliingmoon Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OH GOD WHY?! D: It's worse with spiderlings or dragonlings. ;-; They have had yet to complete their training.
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:iconraydamy:
Raydamy Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist
Me: *seeing that picture* D: ... *runs to friend* WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE Q_Q!?!!??!! *sink to the knees - dramatically*
Friend: ... what ._.?
Me: *shows him the picture*
Friend: What have I doooooooooone D: ?!?!?

Yeah, that was some dramatical scene between me and my friend.
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Spread the word, the Spider Liberation Front moves at midnight!
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:iconraydamy:
Raydamy Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist
I guess we are doomed Q.Q
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:iconsilverfei:
SilverFei Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
D:
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
:C
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:icondemondragon000:
DemonDragon000 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
in my defense I run screaming from the spiders...
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
They possibly do the same, loud noises startle the poor blighters!
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:iconorehovka:
orehovka Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
I wish Hawke had a charity fund or something to spare money for the relatives of all the creatures killed during those epic quests. I'm serious, Hawke's killing abilities probably lead to extermination of whole species and catastrophic demographic crisis.
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Certainly. Especially how many brood mothers and pack leaders he kills of the various species! D:
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:icondewani90:
Dewani90 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
now i feel sorry for the mudcrab thief... it had a dagger, two lockpicks, and 15g, i would have spared its life but he tried to pounce me 10 times for pathetic damage, and i normally cast inferno aiming to the ground to kill everything in a 15 ft radius, it was the crab and a bandit... and the bandit had to die, because he had epic equipment and i wanted it

i cant feel sorry for spiders at dragon age... the only thing i grab from them is the poison, still this one made me sad
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Spiders are one thing, but you killed a Mudcrab? D:

I am the sad now.
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:icondewani90:
Dewani90 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
then i killed the wolf gourmet (it had a silver spoon and a wooden fork), and the minotaur wine appraiser (it had a bottle of tamika west weald wine (the finest one) and a silver cup), i find monsters with strange hobbies in the elder scrolls just like you find them in dragon age (still working on going trough DA1, origins/awakening/and all stuff added like the fortress of the greywardens before trying DA2:the straightforward linear game :3), well, gotta make mudcrabs tougher with a mod, or else i'll end extinguishing their poor species n.nU

hgope to see you here in DA more often
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Make them friendly and rideable.
I'd play that mod.

Yeah, last time my partner was playing Oblivion (aaages ago now) she was going through the starting sewers. This was after making this comic, the wound was still fresh. I told her not to kill the mudcrabs however she killed one anyway just to annoy me. It had a few gold on its corpse. I told her "Now look what you've done. You've just ruined the family of that poor mudcrab". "What?" she said. "That mudcrab was here for a reason. His grandmother is sick and he was sent into the sewers to buy a health potion for her, as you know mudcrabs don't get served above ground however down here they can make deals with the bandits and other underworld denizens". She didn't believe me a kept playing, until I heard her give a little cry of pain and she turned off the game. She had encountered a bandit. The bandit was carrying a health potion.

SAVE THE MUDCRABS, THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO.
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:iconmidoriarainai:
MidoriArainai Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Student Artist
This makes so much sense! XD
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
It's true, honest, I was there!
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:iconmidoriarainai:
MidoriArainai Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student Artist
Lol I believe you ;)
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:iconroguehawke352:
roguehawke352 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha... XD This is beyond funny.
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:iconveraliana:
Veraliana Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
Oh god this is awesome. XD
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:iconkyutihuni:
KyutiHuni Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
NNNNOOOO i feel awful now DX
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:iconmyridd:
Myridd Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
>_< Oh that poor spider!
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:iconnotshortonawsm:
notshortonawsm Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011  Student General Artist
T.T
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:iconcheshirexcat13:
CheshireXCat13 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011
Noooooooo!
He only wanted to help.
:'3
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:iconsillymadman:
SillyMadman Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
MY HEART

IT IS WRACKED WITH GUILT.
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:icone7lover14:
E7lover14 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011   Writer
I will never again play this game and not think of this comic when I kill monsters with loot.
D:
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
Good. THE MORE YOU KNOW!
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:icondantiae:
Dantiae Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL. I'm Not Completely Retarded For Wondering How Wolves, Spiders And Things Ended Up With Health Potions And Shiz Then. :')
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
Nope!
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:iconvampirekumagoro:
VampireKumagoro Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011
And here I thought the creatures ate them for no apparent reason. I guess I was wrong.
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
That would require digging around in their sodden corpses to find gold and the such. It would also require you to preemptively know that there should be gold and stuff IN creatures. Ewwww.
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:iconumbreon40:
Umbreon40 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Student
I don't really like spiders...
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
He only wanted to help you on your quest and/or give you a hug!
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:iconumbreon40:
Umbreon40 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Student
XD Awesome!
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
Thanks. :p
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:iconlosuurx:
Losuurx Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011
I feel sad for the story aspect, but I absolutely detest bugs in real life... so it's kinda a standoff for me.
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm not entirely fond of Spiders either but...

He was only trying to help. :'(
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:iconmissbluejay:
MissBlueJay Featured By Owner May 24, 2011
Awwwwww
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:iconsodomitor:
sodomitor Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
YOU POOR THING!!!
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:iconmalon50001:
Malon50001 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011
oddly I thought I was the only one to question "How did they get money and a bow o- o;" and then come up to answers like this comic.
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
It kills me a little inside now, when I kill creatures with loot.

Poor buggers.
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:iconsabishii106:
Sabishii106 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2011
Nooooo, we can REVIVE him! T.T Make him faster, stronger! Come back Ser Spider~
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
He's gone. There's nothing we can do...
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:iconshepardwrex:
Shepardwrex Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011
hahahahaaa very funny
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:iconvincent-asmodeus:
ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
You are cruel, it is a heart-wrenching tale of misfortune.
:p
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:iconkleyv:
Kleyv Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011
SHAME ON YOU
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:iconniebakura:
NieBakura Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH GOD MY HEART
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